Jeff Foxworthy's view of Albertans

Joe emailed me this from the boss...thought it struck a chord ...hey, doesn't everyone want to be an Albertan?

Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about
Albertans:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you
live in Alberta.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Alberta.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Alberta.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you live in Alberta. Joe did this just the other night!!!!!

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the weekend,
you live in Alberta .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Alberta.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Alberta .

If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back again
in the same day, you live in Alberta.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Alberta.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Alberta.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Alberta.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Alberta.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Alberta. Actually this is Edmonton's big secret on pothole repair!

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Alberta.Isn't this the truth?!

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
Alberta.

If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
Alberta.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Alberta friends, you live in Alberta.