Would this work? Sorry Chow!




1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog






5 comments:

Lucie & Co. said...

OK, here's a mental image for you. Do you remember my "Jake" (the monster). How would you have liked to try that with him? I still miss him. Not every cat has that much personality, and the mailman did recover!

Heather and Jeff (and baby Jonathan) said...

the question isnt "would Chow mind"...but would Chows Mommy mind....ummmm Yeah!! just kidding...after all the torment that she has given Cody, Im sure she'd deserve it...although your plants will probably take a beating from Chow as payback

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Anne said...

That was so funny. Poor kitty! I bet the dog would think it was funny too.

bren said...

I'd like to offer up my rotten cat to the dog if possible... what a little brat today, running around like a crazy thing....She speeds around the (very small) apartment then runs out onto the deck. One day when she jumps up onto the railing, she's going to miss (cause she's 10) and she's going to fall 3 stories.....
I'm sure she jumps up on the railing just to make me crazy!!! So dog.... if you'd like her Sahara is all yours! hahahaha

Joe & 'Berta said...

Well now...Sahara MacAulay...that does have a ring to it! Chow is aging also but she' isn't half as adventerous as yours. A big day is when she sleeps on the picnic table! Which I much perfer than on my head...that's a winter thing!